I was barely beating Todd in the numbers game at the time of my discharge from the Navy. For those of you assholes who don’t know about the bet, one night out of drunken stupidity we made a bet on who could fuck the most women by the time we turned 50. That bet became the second reason why I am willing to fuck skanks besides my love for fat ass sweaty sex.
My lead grew sustainably when I met Laura. She was a 250 pound lady with all the right curves in all the wrong places. I met her on the same Website that has lead to many of my sexual experiences. I’m talking about Myspace, of course.
When I browsed her profile pictures I thought she looked good in a Halloween outfit. I couldn’t tell if she was a huge heifer. I could tell she was thick but I didn’t know how thick because she never stood next to other people. Continue reading